Meanwhile HOLY &^@%!!! I MEAN WHAT THE @)& #^!& @*&#%^* &*!#?!?!



OMG.

No. No, that is just so profoundly wrong. No.

O. M. G.



AAAAAAAAAARRRAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME , but Ali Larter 's hotness is so absolute that her name is its own adjective describing it, and Miss Kristen "V. M." Bell is one of those gifts that God gives men every few years just to say "Hey guys - look what I can do." Like Salma Hayek or Princess Grace or Sophia Loren or Ingrid Thu...

Jonas wrote:"Yes, because only losers like you play [adventure games]."

"I generally find old-fashioned adventure games to be terrible because of their stupid illogical puzzles."

TEH JONAS NOOOOO!!!!









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(BTW Jetset, "Darkness Within" sounds freaking awesome - FRAPS NOW!)

For the record, in that SPECIFIC image of Quinto there is a resemblance. But anyone who thinks they look even REMOTELY similar needs to look at more images of both. They look almost nothing alike. And I know this because The Clooney is my God, and because Zachary Quinto is officially a very young Le...

EER, we're too old school for these n00bs. I was thinking the same thing, "But, wait, there was that whole potion room thing between every level!"

And you never responded to your challenge.

I CAN'T!! I JUST CAN'T!! OK, so it might be entertaining - like watching the sharks get fed at the aquarium - but it just feels MEAN. Plus, eating massive quantities of fish just gets old after a while. It's too easy. * funeral dirge plays as Smike walks away from bloody, half-eaten pile of fish *

I didn't play very much this year - I may be done with it - but we'll see if that's how I feel come next August. I usually get the Civ 2 munchies around July 27th, a couple weeks after I'm done with Deus Ex - which I don't usually play through or anything, I just quickly catch-up with what's happene...

It's like... it's like that Star Trek TOS episode "Mirror, Mirror" where there are these overly ridiculous versions of people in an alternate reality. It's like he doesn't have an alternate version - there's just "CP, the Mirror version," communicating to the people in this universe through some sor...

Damn straight.

I tend to play Civ 2 around August since, like, 1997, Deus Ex in July since 2000, "Rocket Jockey" :!: in January since around '97 also, and one of the Might and Magic games (whichever I feel like) in May since around '91 or '92. God knows why. Frankly it's always perplexed me how my savegame files a...

THAT IS A JOKE. RIGHT, DEAD-EYE?

CP is the glue holding the world's fried egg-muffins together. He's a dense cream of mashed liver. A porridge marmalade with salted buffalo chips. A Dodo Bird soup with Cracker-Jacks on the side. A rotisserie-style Blue-footed Booby garnished with clam juice, with little cardboard wings pasted on th...

IRT "Darkness Within": That sounds awesome! I love Lovecraft, I love adventure games, and I LOVE playing detective (there's a long story attached to that but nevermind). Jonas, you scaredy-cat! Get over it - it's just a game! And besides it really doesn't sound scary at all, not that I would know, s...

Shane, when you hear the knock on your door, be sure to scream "NOT IN THE FACE!! NOT IN THE FACE!!" as loud as you possibly can.

The Narn Bat Squad, if you catch them on a good day, will occasionally acquiesce to this plea for mercy, and focus their bats on your stomach instead. Good luck.

Above: I'm American and I've got a smattering - PLUS, Harvey worked down in Austin, Texas, and there are parts of Texas nearer the Southern Louisiana border, such as Houston and Austin , where French, Spanish, and English are all common languages. Spanish first and foremost in Texas, of course, but ...