File this in the "Jonas has OCD" drawer.

I've long had plans to have our tnm.com website completely redesigned for launch, so it'll be less news-oriented and more media/download and community oriented.

Today I had the idea of putting a randomized tag-line on that site, a bit like Rock, Paper, Shotgun, so every time you visit the site, it'll have a new tag-line. Here's the result of a generic brain storm, you're welcome to add more, and if we ever get around to doing this, we can discard the ones we don't like and use the rest!

TNM: It doesn't do anything, it's just AWESOME.
TNM: Feature creep elevated to an artform.
TNM: "Deadline"? Isn't that a town in Russia?
TNM: How many endings would you like with that?
Evaluation: TNM is awesome.
TNM: Approximately 25 times as many actors as Oblivion.
TNM: We have more words than War and Peace.
TNM: It really kicks a goat's ass.
TNM: Here to evict your skinny ass. With violence.
TNM: We finally ran out of drugs and hookers.
TNM: Just say no to Llamas.
TNM: "Eww. It is eww."
TNM: [BANNED]
TNM: Now with 50% more gratuity.
TNM: ...when suddenly, the programmer suffered a fatal heart-attack.
TNM: Coffee mug says Gwog. Why do they hide it?
TNM: Convenient man-sized ventilation shafts!
TNM: Don't mess with Canadians.
TNM: So damn crazy it just might work.
TNM: Danglish at its finest.
TNM: They had a sale on orange jackets.
TNM: Our renderer is augmented.
TNM: We've never met a feature we didn't like.
TNM: Cooking moose-kebabs over a polar bear dung fire.
TNM: Download now, and we'll throw in 10 more obscure in-jokes for free.
TNM: Our resumes are conveniently included in the download. Game producers and stalkers are welcome!
TNM: We have randomized cat fur colours.
TNM: We worked extra hard to let you kill everyone for no reason.
TNM: With new custom difficulty options to accomodate masochists!
TNM: Nice guys finish last.
TNM and the Sewers of Madness.
TNM: All your radishes are belong to us.
TNM: Please play it, if only to prove to our wives and mothers that we weren't crazy.
TNM: We dare you to play with the sound off and try to pronounce the names.
TNM: We've got Ghand.

I like the last one "We've got ghand"

also I recognise "eww. it is eww" from one of my source files.

Yeah we have some pretty hilarious code comments, but I thought "Fuck Jonas right up the ass" would be a bit much

TNM: Our slaves are happy slaves!
TNM: A development cycle, passed into folklore.
TNM: Getting sucked into BSP holes one day at a time.
TNM: War and Peace is just a pamphlet. (edit: I actually missed that one you wrote before I did this)