The Latest - State of the project

[Jonas]

Man, JAF will be so disappointed when we reveal Project Hyperion to be a generic Bejewelled clone. For Facebook.

[loony636]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

And no, its not a rickroll.

[justanotherfan]

Haven't we gone off-topic a little too long now?

Yes. I'm glad to announce that Off Topic Productions will be renamed to Little Too Long. That's right, Little Too Long Productions, coming soon to a multiverse instance near a you.

JAF will be so disappointed when we reveal Project Hyperion to be a generic Bejewelled clone. For Facebook.

I think my sources at Little Too Long Productions are more reliable than a nameless mod poker manager. They're still telling me Project Hyperion is a dynamic scalable modular 2D puzzle game online. The project name is a reference to pH, the acidity or basicity measurement of a solution, as Project Hyperion itself is a solution for measurement. As you play, games oxidize and saponify you with delight, making PH a reference point from which to measure other gaming solutions. Since alcohol has a neutral pH of 7, ethanol hand sanitizer is helpful in neutralizing Project Hyperion.

[bobby 55]

While ingesting alcohol will not only neutralise Project Hyperion, it also neutralises everything in a hundred meter radius.

[justanotherfan]

Warning: do not ingest hand sanitizer or Project Hyperion. Alcohol may neutralize Off Topic Productions occasionally. Do not play Project Hyperion while playing in hand sanitizer as bejewels may dissolve in alcohol. If sanitizer catches fire, neutralize with baking soda and consult a fishisin. If your fish is out, board ark and go fishing. If you are Scandinavian, open your freezer.

[bobby 55]

How would you order hand sanitiser as a drink? "Give me a couple of fingers of the good stuff"?

[Salk]

DaveW,

five pages (and one month) ago you gave us the latest update. Do you think we addicted could get a new one? [-o<

[fantsu]

Yeah! People want more!

[justanotherfan]

Sure thing!

The latest news is that PJ will incorporate a new kind of bio mod. Basically, when enabled, it will change how the main character sees. Think of it like prescription glasses -- areas become more clear with higher contrast, as if your vision is augmented in a new way. The problem is that this vastly increases complexity in the game, needing more detail, which takes time. Fortunately, it's completely unnecessary; it only affects how much people enjoy the game.

[xystus]

Any news? Maybe some new previews?

[justanotherfan]

Hmm, doesn't look like it. I'll update you on Project Hyperion.

Here is the main screen, Map Screen, Main Character, and here is the computer terminal hacking subgame.

Following a focus group with RPG players, the main character is now a medieval warrior princess zapped into the future in order to use technology. While you are in orbit of orange Saturn, you must fight while maintaining your health and exploring the space castle, particularly under its monastery. If you have any questions about PJ, this google search appears to yield extremely accurate results-
http://www.google.ca/search?q=project+hyperion+tnm

[fantsu]

I would love to hear more from NV right now.

[Salk]

I would love to hear more from NV right now.

Me too! Where are you DaveW?

[justanotherfan]

Don't make me tell you about Project Hyperion's innovative health regeneration feature...

[Jonas]

Yeah. Please don't