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What quotes do you like in TNM? They can be funny quotes, epic quotes, quotes of pure 0wn4g3 etc.
I'm replaying TNM again because I can't remember HALF of the game's events.

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Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:27 am
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Post Re: Funny/Epic TNM quotes
One comes to mind. When Trestkon is cajoling an aug upgrade from Jonas.
I've got to paraphrase: Trestkon says " Anyone could build better augs than you. All they need is a pair of pliers and a book, Nanotechnology for Idiots".

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Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:48 am
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Trednok wrote:
I'm here to evict your skinny ass, with violence.

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Scara This staff... it's a compass, and it's pointing to the very center of power itself!
Trest It's a compass?
Scara Yes you deaf cretin, a compass.

Scara I don't need to know - I have people to know it for me.

Trest The world isn't black and white.
DD Yes it is, Trestkon! That's exactly what it is! This isn't Earth, this is Forumplanet! Everything here is black and white! Choosing sides is so easy.

Trestkon WHAT!? Have you ever seen Johnny Mnemonic? Remember what happened to that guy when he started putting too much stuff in his own brain?
Evil Ooh yes, he lost his childhood memories and almost died.
KingKashue You're not helping.
Evil Sorry.

Trest is there anything in this city which does NOT have some secret complex in the basement?
Phasmatis I doubt it, everyone here is a Deus Ex fan, remember?

The Narcissus Entity Hmm... how unusual. We will extend our consciousness to include this flesh being.

The Narcissus Entity Narcissus speaks. The Entity has noted that you have transcended the boundaries established for you. Do you not wonder, avatar, how you were able to recall information that has never been inserted into this branch of reality? Your puppeteer makes his presence apparent.

DDL Oh bollocks, if I'd known I'd get visitors, I'd have cleaned up a bit. Place looks like a fucking sewer.

DDL Well, alright... not GOOD science, anyway. Plus the only place you can get that stuff published is in the Journal of Applied Mutagenesis, which is barely peer-reviewed, and has an impact factor of minus 4, so fuck that.

Slicer There you are. About damn time.
Trest What are you doing here, Slicer? Are you a boss-fight?
Slicer What? No! Obviously YOU are the boss-fight, you half-wit.
Trest But you're the one who's been waiting here for me to come along so you could try to stop me from achieving my objectives.
Slicer I haven't been waiting here, I've been following you around and keeping an eye on you ever since you set foot down here, and it took me quite a while to pick this particular spot to ambush you.
Trest Still though, I'm clearly the protagonist of this show. You're... a supporting act, at best.
Slicer You're obviously the villain, Trestkon! Protagonists do not sell their soul to evil corporations!
Trest Why don't we let history decide, eh? Go ahead and put up a fight, and whoever walks out of here alive will be the undisputed main character.
Slicer Sounds good! Prepare to face the dramatic turning point, then!

Trest It's Hell on Earth, guys. Dead civilians in the streets and WorldCorp commandos everywhere. The ambush in the Slums was brutal.

Trest I sense a 'but'.
Scara You need to tune your senses then, because there are TWO 'but's.
Trest It did feel like a very big 'but'.


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I love the last one. Big but. Heehee.

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Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:46 am
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"If you want to believe, you can. It isn't very hard! Just close your eyes, imagine the sunshine, and feel its warmth guiding your soul." -- Jonas

I don't remember quotes. I have search engines to remember them for me.


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Trestkon: We have the power to create a new Forum City for everybody now! Every major threat to democracy is gone, it's time to get to work rebuilding everything.
KK: Hear hear! There'll always be challenges to overcome and threats to face, but if we can handle GameSpy, we can handle anything. And you'll be here to help us the next time, I hope?
Trestkon: Wouldn't miss it for the world.

There's many more cool lines in my mind now but I wrote that cuz I just did the PDX playthrough again :giggle:

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Nice, I've seen Johnny Mnemonic finally, and I get the reference now.

My joke Jonas quote very nearly killed the thread, thanks Onemaster.


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Email discussion between three WCID agents about Kylie and ZP was also epic. "I just don't trust them, they don't wear suits!"

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Technically it's not a quote, however at World Corp HQ: 'At least we're not Microsoft', makes me smile every time.

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I like the suits one :)
I particularly love the argument with Jonas where you criticize his work so he gives you stuff :D

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Trestkon (to KK when talking about pool in office): "As you fish.. eh em! WISH"

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Trest: Despot, you boobsuit! Leave Ghandiah alone!

Or something along those lines. I'm reinstalling TNM as i type.

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At the very beginning when Ghand says "OMG I HAVE POCKETS!"


Thu May 17, 2012 3:52 pm
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Ghand has a lot of funny lines, but my favourite is the gold spiderbot (Abom2) and "The other bots can suck my user I/O port".


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