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When will they release cell phones with a function to block drunken calls to their exes?
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An experienced person will always estimate the amount he plans to drink, multiply it by two and only then make the purchase.
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A little tip for those who recruit low-skilled staff: call the applicant in the evening, if he is sober - you should take him.
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Just in case you want something cold in the heat, put three or four bottles of beer in the fridge.
Just in case you don't feel like it, put a couple more bottles in the fridge.
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From a phone conversation:
- Hello! No, I told you, I don't remember the password... What?! What do you mean, use the mind wormhole?!
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